Catherine the Great - Skinny Tumbler, Women's History

Catherine the Great was one of the most powerful monarchs in all of history, despite having to marry a man who would rather play with toy soldiers than command real ones. Let's not even get into the disappointment that was her son, Paul.

This custom design features a witty poem, our take on what Catherine might write in her own burn book.

"First Peter, then Paul.
Disappointing and second-rate.
By comparison, it’s quite easy to be great."

This witty take on the Great is a fun way to show your appreciation for this historical figure, and to honor the women of the past that made the most with the cards they were dealt.

This fun take on history is the perfect gift for your favorite history buff, feminist, or anyone who appreciates women's role in shaping history.

Our shop is dedicated to shedding light on the forgotten, erased, and misremembered.


The Maars Maker personalized 20 oz tumbler is the perfect get-along for any excursion or casual day out. Made with double-wall, food-grade stainless stee, these tumblers keep drinks hot for 12 hours and refreshingly cold for a stunning 24 hours. The powder-coated exterior with its smooth matte finish is a pleasure to the touch while the non-tapered shape with the slim design make it highly practical and stylish. The plastic screw-on slide lid with the color-matching straw add extra practicality points. All materials used for this tumbler are non-toxic and BPA-free.
.: Material: double-wall food grade 18/8 stainless steel
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Powder-coated smooth matte finish
.: Non-tapered shape and slim design
.: Plastic screw-on slide lid with color-matching straw
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: NB! Hand wash only